My noodles have failed!

Have the continual impacts caused a learning disability?? We have little plastic "hands" that are glued to the corners of the slides. They are intended to go on bathroom mirror cabinet doors to protect the sharp corners, but they work well on the slides. Other than that, 1. wear a hat with some padding. it still hurts, but doesn't cut as deep. 2. get a bicycle helmet. 3. get someone else to get stuff from the compartments, because you hit your head every time you try. 4. review your noodle design. Maybe smaller diameter noodles. or some type of clip to hold them. I have seen table cloth clips made from plastic pipe, there might be a design tere tht would work. Rings cut from the pipe, with a slot on one side??