This is technically off topic... or not.
The joke goes that a man walked into a bank and wanted a small loan. like $5,000 or something like that.. Well he did not give his full financial info so the bank ask for some security. He tossed them the keys to his way more exapensive imported car and the bank had a porter put it in the bank's underground parking (Secure) and off he went to where he was going.. While he was gone the loan officer dug into his history... Let's just say for hin buying that bank...Would have needed only pocket change.
Upon his return he handed the bank the same 5 Grand. along with about 50 in interest and the loan officer ask why he took that loan.
"Where am I going to find a month's secure parking for my car for only fifty bucks?" was his reply.