Guess What the Kid Did NOW?
OK, I'll admit. This is one, I gotta give to the boy.
I park the Jeep in our usual stall at Walmart. ..... I heard you! ... We go there at 03:45, or 3:45 AM fur some of yous, so our parking spot is always available.
Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted. I crack the windows open fur the Kid, give him a pat on his head, tell him to watch the Jeep, lock the door, then head on in to do my shopping.
About 1/2 hour into my shopping. I hear an employee on the PA system asking shoppers, if anyone is the owner of a black dog.
Now I'm thinking, who in their right mind would bring an unleashed dog shopping. Oh well, we are at Walmart, so anything can happen. ....So I just chuckled to myself,..... till I heard the employee describe the dog.
The Kid's in the Jeep, but I better go check, just in case.
This employee I'm walking toward knows me, as well as a few others, as I shop there quite often. He's looking around, I don't see the dog yet. I ask, did you announce something about a black dog?
Yeah, you know this dog? As I turn the corner, there's Calvin, standing wagging his tail. .... Yup, my dog.
Well, he came up to the check out counter with these two 10 lb. bags of bird seed.
How the heck did he do that? .... Don't know, but you gonna pay for'um?
Dang Kid,
Pops
:B:B ....BIG DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF CALVIN'S, "DANG KID" PARODY JOKES / STORIES. .... :B:B
I park the Jeep in our usual stall at Walmart. ..... I heard you! ... We go there at 03:45, or 3:45 AM fur some of yous, so our parking spot is always available.
Anyways, before I was rudely interrupted. I crack the windows open fur the Kid, give him a pat on his head, tell him to watch the Jeep, lock the door, then head on in to do my shopping.
About 1/2 hour into my shopping. I hear an employee on the PA system asking shoppers, if anyone is the owner of a black dog.
Now I'm thinking, who in their right mind would bring an unleashed dog shopping. Oh well, we are at Walmart, so anything can happen. ....So I just chuckled to myself,..... till I heard the employee describe the dog.
The Kid's in the Jeep, but I better go check, just in case.
This employee I'm walking toward knows me, as well as a few others, as I shop there quite often. He's looking around, I don't see the dog yet. I ask, did you announce something about a black dog?
Yeah, you know this dog? As I turn the corner, there's Calvin, standing wagging his tail. .... Yup, my dog.
Well, he came up to the check out counter with these two 10 lb. bags of bird seed.
How the heck did he do that? .... Don't know, but you gonna pay for'um?
Dang Kid,
Pops
:B:B ....BIG DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF CALVIN'S, "DANG KID" PARODY JOKES / STORIES. .... :B:B
