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Francesca_Knowl's avatar
Mar 07, 2014

The difference between dogs and cats

Me to dog: "Go fetch!"

Dog: Okayokayokayokayokay!!!!!!

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Me to cat: "Go fetch!"

Cat: "Gimme a quarter."
  • Executive wrote:
    GOD made us in his IMAGE...Look in a mirror, GOD spelled backwards is DOG.....:B.....Dennis


    And CAT spelled backwards is...
    ...TAC!

    Make of that what you will. :B

    Dogs have packs, cats have prey...

    Make of THAT what you will :B:B
  • GOD made us in his IMAGE...Look in a mirror, GOD spelled backwards is DOG.....:B.....Dennis
  • My dog wants to be fed - she maintains a "sit", without being asked, in front of a full bowl of food that I place on the floor as long as it takes until I say, "Free," and then wags her tail to say thanks.

    My (former) cat wanted to be fed - at 6 a.m. one Memorial Day weekend, so she bounced around the bed to awaken us, boing-boing, with my face serving as a springboard. I think the emergency room doc only needed to take about four stitches on my lower eyelid.
  • My experience - Dogs want to please people, cats want to please themselves.
  • DutchmenSport wrote:
    Dogs sleep beside you! Cats sleep ON you! (I know, we have both!)


    Also ... dogs love cat food, and cats love dog food. Never could figure that one out!