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agesilaus wrote:

ItsyRV wrote:

agesilaus wrote:
But doesn't your tinfoil hat stop that? Where do you find tinfoil these days anyway?

Walmart!
Tin Foil Hat

They also sell it for your pets...
Tin Foil Cat Hat

And for the fashionable women, try this:
Tin Foil Shower Cap for Women

Just proves my point, the first is mylar which is aluminized plastic, and the last one is aluminum foil. Maybe aluminum doesn't block the harmful brain waves like the real tinfoil used to do?

You're wrong!

Just saw on TV between the ads for New Medicare Advantage Plans and Final Expense Life Insurance that a law firm has discovered that the makers of tin foil knew that their product did not prevent alien energy signals from space from entering your brains causing humans to engage in high risk activities like buying As Seen On TV products.

They claim these manufactures knew that aluminized products were able to prevent this risky behavior but hid the facts from the public. That they made millions off of spreading wacky conspiracy theories of alien invasions ( "V" and Alien Nation were propaganda pieces they produced) so as to increase the use and sale of tin foil product.

Further they claim that is you or anyone you knew, known, know or may have known or could possible one day know or just wish you known or not known, who have used tin foil since 3500 BC to present and and suffered brain poops from alien encounters, you may be entitled to substantial monetary award and damages. They ask that you call to learn the facts, get a free brochure and a private case evaluation. Just text 5GISWORTHTHEMONEY to 9999999*1.

Now off to Walmart, BOGO on reynolds wrap!