Strange pairings at the camp ground on father's day weekend.

I guess I would really freak you out since I am widowed and now go to the campground alone, for several days at a time.

Or would it bother you more if I showed up with a 30-40 years younger companion to keep you guessin whethe it was my daughter, a niece, cousin, or girlfriend. Probably watching me with binoculars the whole time.