A funny thing happened to me on the way here....
A camper was driving down a country road enjoying his brand new rig when a rabbit jumped out in front of him. He swerved, but he heard the thump and realized he had hit the poor rabbit.
He stopped and walked back and was looking at the poor thing when a woman in her car stopped to see what was going on, go out, and talked to the camper.
When he expressed his sorrow for the unfortunate incident, the woman said to wait. She then proceeded to rummage in her trunk and got out a spray can. Whereupon she sprayed the rabbit, which jumped up, walked toward the distant bushes, and stopped every few feet to look back and wave at the two people.
The camper asked if he could take a look at the spray can, so she gave it to him.
The label read, "Miracle Hair Restorer", gives life back to dead hair, and provides permanent wave.
He stopped and walked back and was looking at the poor thing when a woman in her car stopped to see what was going on, go out, and talked to the camper.
When he expressed his sorrow for the unfortunate incident, the woman said to wait. She then proceeded to rummage in her trunk and got out a spray can. Whereupon she sprayed the rabbit, which jumped up, walked toward the distant bushes, and stopped every few feet to look back and wave at the two people.
The camper asked if he could take a look at the spray can, so she gave it to him.
The label read, "Miracle Hair Restorer", gives life back to dead hair, and provides permanent wave.
