ScottG wrote:
Come on now folks, there just has to be a bunch of funny or at least stupid drunk stories alone. Or how about first time campers doing things.
Stupid drunks is a call the law enforcement ranger for me. I don't get involved. Nor in domestic situations.
One of the weirdest was I walked through the campground one morning and saw a car rolled up against another - minor fender bender.
The people who owned the car were no where to be found.
Later discovered the young lady was in such a hurry to get on a hiking trail early, she didn't set the parking brake well, and a few minutes later the car rolled out of her camping site parking area, across the road and into the other car.
Another time there were these two guys who were birders. Total geeks. Camped next to them were two cheerleader types. They guys invited them over for a few beers.
The next morning my wife asked the girls how the party went "Those guys would only talk about those stupid birds til we got bored and left."
Well, there was one guy who wanted to see if he could get close enough to a bear in the campground to pet it. I told him I would make his survivors do all the paper work.