Plastic,
You obviously have uncooperative neighbors. You also have a long drive. That means you have a lot of lawn. If you have a serious lawn tractor, put a hitch ball on it and use it to maneuver the TT. It can possibly do better than your usual TV. I know mine could when I needed to move a trailerable (just) sailboat.
BUT, the first time you try this, have lots of friends around with their phones and have then helping direct the tractor-trailor with lots of loud shouting and recording things. Then, to add to the show, get stuck so you block the entire cul-de-sac until someone moves. As nothing you are doing is any violation of anything, who will they complain to.
Be sure to edit the video and paste in on YouTube.....
Matt
