Good Darwin award Candidate

Satire website. You really should have known.

larry cad wrote:
So let me get this straight, does this mean I wasn't supposed to put on the cruise and then go to the back and take a nap while driving through Nebraska?

Sure glad nothing bad happened!

Boy-O-Boy what a poor use of cruise control .... you really missed out on some great things to see and do in Nebraska: https://www.atlasobscura.com/things-to-do/nebraska

Tequila wrote:
true or not it's a good story.

But it's a different story if it's true than if it's not.

Ed_Gee wrote:
The Suffolk Gazzette is a spoof paper. Read the rest of the stories in it....

Thank you! I was immediately suspicious when the "Crime Editor" was named "Rob Banks"

And if you like those sorts of spoofs, go to Facebook and look up the "Lake Michigan Whale Migration Station"

So let me get this straight, does this mean I wasn't supposed to put on the cruise and then go to the back and take a nap while driving through Nebraska?

Sure glad nothing bad happened!

Google Suffolk Gazette,

“I turned it on at what I thought was a sensible 40mph, then stepped away from the driver seat into the back of the motorhome to make a cup of tea."

Thank God she kept it "sensible" and didn't have a need for speed.

Doesn't quality for Darwin. She is still in the breeding pool.

gbopp wrote:

Lynnmor wrote:
That kind of nonsense has been circulating for decades, I have doubts about this one as well. Cruise

x2. No one is that stupid. That's why I keep a case of beer beside the drivers seat. :B

You may need some/all of that beer in light of the simple fact that stupidity is the only truly unlimited resource the human race has. In obvious abundance.

So, yeah, no doubt a fictional tale about the level that stupidity can reach, but never bet it is impossible.

Lynnmor wrote:
That kind of nonsense has been circulating for decades, I have doubts about this one as well. Cruise

x2. No one is that stupid. That's why I keep a case of beer beside the drivers seat. :B