I'm glad someone revived this thread, because I didn't get around to posting it originally :).
But I thought it was going to be a place for us to post tongue-in-cheek about OURSELVES! And some people are using it that way. It's more fun to call out yourself than other people, right? (I'm better because I can laugh at myself.)
I'm also because I grew up tent camping in remote areas and I carry a lot of tools. Some people are better because they have never ventured west of the Rockies and only carry a credit card ;).
(That last sentence was me trying to get with the program -- but really, the one before it was more fun to write. Try it!)