Would you please stop complaining and get back to recreating.
1. You're 30 minutes past due on washing and waxing your rig.
2. It's time to check the water in the batteries
3. Lube the slide outs
4. Don't forget to rotate the air in the tires.
5. Put water in all the sink traps so they don't dry out.
6. Track down the squeak in the floor.
7. Reseal your roof vents.
8. Install disk brakes.
9. Change out the ST tires for LT tires so you can run at 80 mph on the highway.
10. Put the cover on the RV, then take it off again because you forgot to do step 7.
11. Take your left propane tank in for a refill because you might have used a gallon on the last trip.
12. Install a 5000watt inverter, ten 100watt solar panels, and six Trojan batteries so you can watch TV while boon-docking.
13. Repeat step 1
14. Put some "no stink" chemicals in the toilet.
15. Buy 13 different brands of toilet paper and do an experiment to see if they dissolve fast enough in water.
16. Winterize the rig.
17. Wait a minute, one more trip before winter hits. Dewinterize.
18. Winterize the rig.
Shall I go on?