You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .
As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these! You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . . . . . the Camping...
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...if you know how much liquid waste you produce in a week by gallon.
...if you can't understand why all toilets don't have a sprayer to tackle that "streaking" problem...
...if you have to tell a dinner guest to look in their chair for the "good plates"
...if making right hand turns in your car forces you to lean forward and stare at your right hand mirror
...if you give a friend a good night hug before you walk 15 feet to their driveway for a night's sleep
...if a "resort vacation" includes 50A service w/ Full Hookups, Pull Thrus and a Picnic Table
...if you've left a bad review for a CAMPGROUND because the wi-fi reception was spotty at your site
...if "going out for breakfast" means opening your door and walking to the Walmart McDonald's
...if you've ever stared at a glass on your counter top for five minutes wondering if your home is level
...if you've ever passed 5 gas stations and driven 20 miles out of your way to get to the Flying J...
...if you can't understand why all toilets don't have a sprayer to tackle that "streaking" problem...
...if you have to tell a dinner guest to look in their chair for the "good plates"
...if making right hand turns in your car forces you to lean forward and stare at your right hand mirror
...if you give a friend a good night hug before you walk 15 feet to their driveway for a night's sleep
...if a "resort vacation" includes 50A service w/ Full Hookups, Pull Thrus and a Picnic Table
...if you've left a bad review for a CAMPGROUND because the wi-fi reception was spotty at your site
...if "going out for breakfast" means opening your door and walking to the Walmart McDonald's
...if you've ever stared at a glass on your counter top for five minutes wondering if your home is level
...if you've ever passed 5 gas stations and driven 20 miles out of your way to get to the Flying J...
