Vampire Repellant?

Yes, Jack is right. Painkillers are foolproof, though we make ours with Cruzan Rum since we lived on the island where the factory was located for some years. Never saw any vampires, zombies or werewolves the whole time.

Thanks for all the suggestions. I am going to try salt around the edge of a glass of Trappist Ale and add garlic cloves. No way am I pouring Pain Killers in a saucer! I just wasn't brought up that way. If the little boogers want rum they can wrestle me for it. I am laying in a stock of Bounce in preparation for the Zombie Apocalypse as the repellant I am using is too expensive for a whole hoard. (Jack I think it is obvious that the weather is awful up here and I am shacky-whacky). lizzie

Zombies can be eliminated by following these directions;

1. Find a stream or pond or lake or river frozen over with ice.

2. Dig a hole in the ice about 8 feet in diameter near the shoreline.

3. Get a can of PEAS and place peas 1 foot apart around the entire hole.

4. Hide behind a tree at the shoreline and wait for the Zombie to show.

5. When the Zombie approaches the hole he'll notice the hole first and, as he moves closer, he'll spot the peas on the edge of the hole.

6. At that point, start sneaking up on him from behind.

7. Then when he stops to take a pea - kick him in the icehole.

Works every time!
:W

Jack Daniels and Jim Beam both make an excellent repellant.

buta4, you saved this thread. I'm trying to get up off the floor wiping the tears from my eyes after laughing myself out of my easy-chair!

But the Beam has to be the "Devils' Cut".

Drink copious amounts of cheap beer, as Vampires are of the snobby upper crust, you know, Counts and such, they refuse to associate with us lower classes, they only hang out with the Jack Daniels & Jim Beam drinkers. :B

Please be aware that excessive imbibing of alcoholic beverages may cause visual sightings in one's mind of Werewolves, Zombies, Vampires, Mothers-In-Law, Ex-Wives. lawyers etc.

If this occurs, then one should consider ending it all by jumping into the same icehole that the Zombie fell into!

But, sadly, one may then temporarily experience sightings of Giant Octupi, Squids, Jacques Cousteau and, dare I say, Jaws!

I find if I string various religious symbols around my RV it will deter all but the atheist vampires. I'm still trying to find the one ring to rule them and get a peaceful night's sleep.

ScottG wrote:
I found it effective to have one or two in-laws present. Nothing wants to be around them. :)-

:B :B