Just got an update:
"The cheap-o-watt saved me and that's no BS. I stumbled into the kitchen toward the door and saw it sitting on the table connected. I sat in the chair flipped the power cord switch on. Lifted my right bare foot off the cement floor grabbed a hold of the formica table with my right hand. Stuck my 2nd finger into where it's marked "line", and got one hell of a jolt. Left hand left foot passes directly through the heart. Big thud from my chest hurt like hell. Sat in the chair and started to feel better. Returned to bedroom and found pulse at 49 and rising. At 5:30 it was at 62 and steady. Slept until 11AM. Pulse and BP normal. I am still in shock. No facilities for 200 miles. F*ck this. I am going to Sharps first thing on the fourth. Experiencing this was not fun."