"ESSSSSSS TEEEEE PEEEE the racer's edge"
Or Telomer Fluorcarbon, oil additives. Or even better, chlorinated petroleum distillates added to oil then drained while an alcohol soused defunct Indy 500 driver extols it's "virtues". Round and round the car goes without oil. Lawsuits end up being undeliverable to a long abandoned post office box.
Some gullible types are born to have a post stuck up their ---, and have a wrapper that says SUUUUUUCKER!!!
Trouble is, these folks are by far the loudest. Touting their choice(s) and arguing incessantly about "MY WAY IS THE RIGHT WAY!" Don't need no steenking science or proof or even common sense. "Just do it MY WAY!"
Wotta hoot...