I'm just gonna leave this here.

That reminds me of a friend who was trying to borrow a flatbed trailer to get her new Airstream home.
"What's wrong with the Airstream?"
Nothing! It's in good shape.
"Then why to you need a flatbed?"
So I can get it home.
"But the Airstream is a trailer. If it's in good shape, just hitch it up and tow it home."
Oh! I didn't think about that!