Only 2 of the 9 SUV's passed the safety crash tests

If you are basing your claim on 55 year old vehicles vs a current vehicle then you might have a point. I'm not sure what the weight differential was between those cars either.

Do you have a video of a 2014 Suburban vs a 2014 Cobalt? Or a 2014 Cooper vs a 2014 Ford F350?

Oh here you go:

2 cars vs 1 MDT

Looks like the truck might have cracked a headlight.

And this video directly addresses the question:

Little vs a little bigger

You can't break Newton's Laws (assuming you are in a non-relativistic frame of reference)

or

Pickup vs car


I would rather have been in the pickup on this one.