I feel so much better about mine:
1. Forgot to chock TT tires and trailer rolled into my new truck. Luckily only caused about 150.00 in damage.
2. Side swiped my neighbors Prius parked on my street. It was the neighborhood garage sale and cars were everywhere. I was focused on not hitting another car and accidentally swiped the Prius. That little accident cost my insurance company over 20,000. You should have seen the Prius!