This one needs a little work

BobsYourUncle wrote:
I do
Precision Guesswork
based on
Vague Assumptions
&
Unreliable Data of Dubious Accuracy
provided by persons of
Questionable Intellectual Capacity

You know.. There is a job I do believe that makes you dementedly qualified for.

No that's not a typo but a description of some of the folks doing that job.