Quickest and easiest hot wing sauce, 2 ingredients

Jim, I caught your intent and enjoyed the humor. A little levity VS uptight PC attitudes can be refreshing. That said, and so that other PC advocates don't get their panties in a bunch, I vote for cooking my wings after a liberal dose of Tiny's dry rub and serving them with a bottle of Sweet Baby's Rays close by for those who wish to cut the heat.