You MIGHT be a redne- er,uh, I mean RVer if the back of your camper has a "I'm not speedin', I'm qualifying" bumpersticker.
You MIGHT be a redn- aw, shucks!!! I mean a RVer if your spare tire carrier has a giant number "3" decal on it.
YOU might be a RVer if you think Rand McNally is # 1 on the NY Times Best seller list.
You might be a RED-....no-no-no!....a RVer dag-nabit,if ya figure your fuel mileage out to the tenth of a gallon, but ya don't know how much heatin' oil your home furnace burned last winter.
You could possibly be a RVer if you insist on backing into your campsite even though it's a pull through.