You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[AndyTblc]

Al/Reeni wrote:

ShapeShifter wrote:

StanleyandIris wrote:
..you only know 2 seasons: RV on the road and RV in the shop.

Or for the people farther North, the two seasons are:

• Camping Season 🙂
• Winterized 😞

. . . or for those further South:


- Camping WITH A/C.

- Camping WITHOUT A/C.

Or if you're in michigan:
-A/C Season
- Furnace Season

[justALnow]

ShapeShifter wrote:

StanleyandIris wrote:
..you only know 2 seasons: RV on the road and RV in the shop.

Or for the people farther North, the two seasons are:

• Camping Season 🙂
• Winterized 😞

. . . or for those further South:


- Camping WITH A/C.

- Camping WITHOUT A/C.

[ShapeShifter]

StanleyandIris wrote:
..you only know 2 seasons: RV on the road and RV in the shop.

Or for the people farther North, the two seasons are:

• Camping Season 🙂
• Winterized 😞

[JAXFL]

Rockiesview wrote:

rondeb wrote:
if....you can survive a month with 2 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of shoes, 7 shirts,7 pairs of underwear and don't need anything else

did this in the Army for 4 years, part of the time my RV was a duce and a half with with chassis mounted "camper" (comm. van), and shower was our helmets.

Been there, done that, and have the T-shirt if you change the (comm. van), to a Weapons Van. I miss the good old days.

[StanleyandIris]

..you only know 2 seasons: RV on the road and RV in the shop.

[jr6ooo4]

if you have reminders set on your cellphone and computer for the earliest date you can reserve your favorite spots for next years trips!

[Rockiesview]

rondeb wrote:
if....you can survive a month with 2 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of shoes, 7 shirts,7 pairs of underwear and don't need anything else

did this in the Army for 4 years, part of the time my RV was a duce and a half with with chassis mounted "camper" (comm. van), and shower was our helmets.

[Galvorien52]

Okay I just spent lots of time reading this from Post #1 to the very end - and I still got chuckles from rereading some of it! We sure are a fun bunch!

If you cruise the local campground occasionally just to look at the different rigs and maybe talk to their owners about them

If you dream of designing your perfect rv - and then start looking for sites to build it!

[stroz4]

If... you ask for duck tape for Christmas and your Birthday.

[justALnow]

. . . after returning home from a trip, you spend the next 3 days preparing and eating your meals in the RV so you don't have to empty the fridge.

[justALnow]

jr6ooo4 wrote:
You might be an RVer if places that have to post a beer price chart like this



are in your list of favorite places.

Mikeeee

OK Mikeeee, that's TOO funny right there!

(That multiplying by 2's always was a tough one.)

[letssay]

If...you buy a bigger MH because your new puppy just grew to 70lbs and wasn't comfortable in the small one.
If...you read this entire thread with a big smile on your face and then got nervous because you've read the last post; more please.

[srkfb1]

- your idea of a morning walk is a brisk walk across the street to the restroom because your not allowed to smell up the camper



GUILTY as charged:B

[emiddleb]

if the whole (ok, one of) the reasons you bought the RV in the first place was that you can't take your pets with you on that airplane vacation.

guilty.

[AndyTblc]

if your mom asks why the bathroom in the house looks like S*** and the bathroom in my camper is spotless.