You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[Hornet28BHDS]

pigtales wrote:

Nascar24 wrote:
Hi

If you think the capitol of the United States is Elkhart, Indiana

The U.S. capitol isn't Elkhart, IN?:?

Pigtales

It is in my noodle! LOL

[justALnow]

. . . you get into a "heated" discussion with another RV'er in the middle of Camping World over sewer parts.

[Sunseeker2007]

You see a post in the forum with the subject of "Toilet Paper" and you read it.

And then you read all the replies.

[pigtales]

Nascar24 wrote:
Hi

If you think the capitol of the United States is Elkhart, Indiana

The U.S. capitol isn't Elkhart, IN?:?

Pigtales

[gitane59]

If you purposely take a trip tp the Elkhart area to tour a RV factory and it is an exiting highlight your trip.

Guilty twice over!!!
This thread is a riot.

[Nascar24]

Hi

If you think the capitol of the United States is Elkhart, Indiana

[Jaybird]

"I swear this is TRUE!":

IF your kids go on a field trip with their school to a p;ace that is about 125 miles away from your house,

AND YOUR KIDS CAN ACT LIKE A TOUR GUIDE BECASUE THEY HAVE BEEN THERE A HUNDRED TIMES in THE rv!

[Sunseeker2007]

...if you check your subscriptions to threads on RV.net a couple of times during the workday while you're waiting for people to show up for meetings, answer their phones, respond to IMs, etc.

[loveshack1]

Oh......My .........Gawd, these are hilarious.

We fit the bill on almost every post I've read, including having the first cup of coffee for the (work) day while logged into RV.net

If
you pull the wheel and hubs off your RV for servicing while standing in 2' of snow......

[pianojuggler]

You might be an RVer if you look forward to de-winterizing because over the years you've come to sort of like the taste of "pink stuff".

[robbins]

I've read some funny threads, but this one is about the best.
'You might be an RVer if: your wife gets mad at you for keeping interrupting her tv show to read posts from this thread to her.'

[corgi-traveler]

All week you've been looking forward to getting off work today, because the 48-hour coupon from Camping World was valid. And as soon as DH got home, you went to CW first, THEN came home to have dinner!

[justALnow]

. . . you buy things you'll never use just because they're collapsible.

[lockdoc]

RV.NET is the first thing you look at in the morning.....
and the last thing you look at at night!

[justALnow]

. . . you fold up your bicycle, but not your clothes.

. . . you now know that Bocce Balls should not be stored in an overhead cabinet.