You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[hillbillynKS]

if you can't wait for the new toilet to get here and you haven't even got the camper home yet.

if you get all warm and fuzzy over a set of new stabilizer jack

if you buy a 5er BEFORE you have bought enough of a truck to pull it

[justALnow]

...if the night before leaving on a trip, reminds you of Christmas Eve as a 7-year old.

[fullmoonoversal]

G7ARYM wrote:

if.. your new RV cost as much as your new home did 25 years ago.

OH yes!

And I didn't have to use as much persuasion to get him in the mood to buy it.

[momsahappycampe]

Al/Reeni wrote:
Oh yeah, here's another. . .

if you drink your first cup of coffee every morning sitting in front of the computer checking out RV.Net.

Keep 'em comin'!

I drink my monster energy drink every morning sitting in front of the computer checking out RV.net~~
:B

[RichKale]

. . . if you know that Wal*Mart has a street sweeper that cleans the parking lot at 2:00am with the radio on full blast.

. . . if at home, you look for the pedal to flush the toliet.

[justALnow]

. . . if, after 3 nights of boondocking, having "full hookups" is better than a 5-star hotel.

[jnesta]

if you calim hotel bathrooms are unsanitary but you never flinch at using the gas station facilities!

[Tarponteaser]

If...your wedding register is at Camping World..or your local RV parts store.

[admiral64]

If you celebrate Christmas in July!:B

[Army_Bama_Fan]

If.. Your six year old child always points out the motorhomes and fifth-wheels

[TEO]

if.....you save ALL your quarters for laundry day.

Paul

[jnesta]

if... a tent is something that sticks out the side of something called a "hybrid".

[Army_Bama_Fan]

If.. You cruise the neighborhood to see what rigs your neighbors own

If.. To kill time during work you go check out RV parks and dealers

[Mike__Rose]

😄 If......you pick you groceries not by the nutritional information on the box...calories, fats, fiber, sugar, minerals..but by the gross weight of the box.

[larrygranny1]

this is better then jeff foxworhty's show......