You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[rondeb]

if....you can survive a month with 2 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of shoes, 7 shirts,7 pairs of underwear and don't need anything else

[Mike__Rose]

If...you drive your RV to your baby daughter's weddin!

[FOREVER_FREE]

Your RV is parked beside the house hooked up to electric and DW finds you sitting in it, leaned back in the recliner listening to the stereo, drinking a beer and dozing off. :B

[justALnow]

hitchup wrote:


And my favorite is:

if...you know tow ratings on your truck & RV (& possibly your neighbors, too), but can't remember the ages of your children!

I don't care who you are, that right there is funny!

[hitchup]

if...what kind of TP do you use? is a frequent question.

if...Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again" is your ring tone.

if...you save bags of bags of your shopping bags for dogdoo.

And my favorite is:

if...you know tow ratings on your truck & RV (& possibly your neighbors, too), but can't remember the ages of your children!

[HackerAce]

If... An airplane bathroom seems big.

[graywolf67]

...if you walk through the cg and treat it like a RV show:h

...if you find yourself staring at any camper while going down the road:C

...if the DW says your spending too much time on RV.NET:B

[n8xct]

(for the guys),

if your wife (and her friends) say you have a mistress and they say its the RV.

joe

[turninghawk]

Talldog wrote:
If, on your way out of the house in the morning, you stand there wondering why your front steps didn't retract.

Now that's just plain FUNNY!!!.....:B

[turninghawk]

.......you spend $276,953 on a new RV, but stay at a Wal-Mart because you think $33 a night is too much for a campground!!

[amaze]

If you can take a shower in under 2 minutes..

If you know everything to know about black water and gray water.

If you know how to move around the trailer without waking the DW.

If you learn how to sleep through an A/C unit turning off and on all night long!

If most of your cooking apparatuses are kept outside!

[Talldog]

If, on your way out of the house in the morning, you stand there wondering why your front steps didn't retract.

[sharker6]

if... your main problem in life is how much your TV will tow.

if... your new pets happen to be a family of mice.

if...your more concerned of your TT is level, but couldn't care less if your house is, and never really thought about it.

[justALnow]

ReneeG wrote:
if . . . roughing it means camping in an RV with slide outs and surround sound.

if . . . really roughing it means you camp in a PUP.

or. . . roughing means your ice maker broke.

[ReneeG]

if . . . roughing it means camping in an RV with slide outs and surround sound.

if . . . really roughing it means you camp in a PUP.