I can see it! I can just see it! Loose dog running toward my wife! Wife freezes in place at the oncoming dog, barking as it approaches closer and closer. She's terrified. Yells at me.... HONEY GET THE HATCHET!
OK, so there I stand? um.... where is it dear! Do you remember where I put it!
It's over there! Go, quick! Get the hatchet!
Over where? you said, over there. It's not here! Are you sure it's really hear? Are you sure it didn't get moved somewhere else.
JUST GET THE DANG THING! GET IT NOW!
Yes dear! um.... is it even in the camper? It's really not here.
Dang you! Do I have do everything myself!