How To Irritate People - The Car Salesman

Had a buddy who bought a new van back in the 70's when they first had the sliding side doors. The door had a rattle that was intermittent so of course it never would rattle for the dealer. After his 12 month warranty ran out he called me and asked if I had the tools to pull the inside trim off the door. I did, and he brought it over. Inside of the door was a lunch bag and three beer cans. We presented the dealer with these and the dealer reinstalled all the upholstery at no charge and changed his oil and filter so we wouldn't have the local paper come do a story about it.