Rules for owning a motor coach.

Things I've leaned:

I cant "just look" at motorhomes. I will buy one.

When just looking at smaller MH's I bought a bigger one.

If I keep it super clean the wife is always willing to use it

My wife always wants to take my kids with us.

I don't always want to take our kids with us.

My kids are 25 & 31, they should get their own MH. :)

I will never get use to driving it in city traffic.

There is no better way to tailgate at a football game

I am pretty sure that I can fix just about anything.

Actual results would show that I cannot fix just about anything.

I dont need much in life to make me happy.

I want everything.

I will always want a bigger TV, no matter how big mine is.

I hardly ever use the TV in my MH.

My wife thinks she is my best friend.

My dog thinks she is my best friend.

They are both right.

I bring lots of things to read when we camp.

I never read when we camp.

During the winter I buy DVDs of movies I want to see and save them for summer camping.

I don't watch the DVDs when I am camping.

I often wonder why I keep buying them. Especially when in the check out like.

I clean the AC filters a few times a year.

My wife hates AC and we have never used it. Not once.

At home I am a slob.

In the MH I am a neat freak.

My wife always wants me to make friends with the people that camp near us.

I don't like people that camp near us.

I make fiends with the people that camp near us. They always end up being nice.

My wife was right.

I want to customize my MH to fit our specific needs.

I am glad the previous owner left it stock. I hate when people customize stuff.

I have an in law apartment on my house. I do not have one on my MH.

I love my MH.