Southeastern Minnesota, currently -14 with winds around 20 MPH gusting even higher. Not sure what that makes the wind chill. My "storm story" would be going out in the c___ for a job interview today. I think they were impressed that I showed up....
The dogs all hate this stuff. I have spread around a bale of straw in the dog yard right near the door and that's as far as they'll go. They have beat all previous speed peeing records! The cats go to the door to go out and change their mind - then they'll go do a different door and ask to go out - as if it might be warmer out in that yard.
I'm with Doc on this one, time to become a snowbird!