Can't get my DTV satellite to work..
Pulled out the DTV dish today and cannot get a signal. Worked on Saturday before we left for the campground. I checked continuity on cable and its good. Getting power to my signal meter behind the ...
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The DTV signal meter is good, but there is a delay between the time you point at the satellite and the meter shows a signal. If you move slowly and patiently the meter will get you on target as well. Of course, that assumes that you (or someone) can see that signal at the same time you are pointing the antenna. This is usually quite difficult or challenging to a marriage (no, no, no, no, yes, STOP, no, go back, no, no, ARE YOU LISTENING, no, yes, STOP, go back, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, no, no, no......I hope you plan to take me to dinner! You are so stupid, why do you make me do this?)
Before everyone jumps in here (despite my quoting actual situations) it's all tongue in cheek.
Before everyone jumps in here (despite my quoting actual situations) it's all tongue in cheek.
