I'm Sleeping on the Ceiling Tonight

Being in southern Kentucky we tend to have copperheads crawl from the farm/hay fields into the subdivisions ever more encroaching into the forests. It's not unusual for me to find copperheads on my concrete driveway from time to time all summer long. As there is a huge farm across the street from us I have been catching the little varmints for twenty years and tossing them back into the hayfield with a warning to look out for DW as she is not as kind hearted as I.