You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .
As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these! You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . . . . . the Camping...
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... if you ever had the urge to fold down the front steps of your SLAB HOME
... if you look for 'pull out' paper plates in your home kitchen
... if you now sleep further down the bed at home, so your feet will hang off the bottom edge of the bed... (guilty)
... if it takes you three days to get your LAND LEGS back because the SLAB HOUSE doesn't 'rock' when you walk
... if you have ever looked for a Green L.E.D. light on your home fridge.
... if you get upset because there are no 'fridge chock bars' at the home fridge.
... if your Home lawn furniture is shabby, but the stuff in the RV basement is brand stinkin' new.
... if you mentioned adding a "slideout" room to your den at home.
... if you look for 'pull out' paper plates in your home kitchen
... if you now sleep further down the bed at home, so your feet will hang off the bottom edge of the bed... (guilty)
... if it takes you three days to get your LAND LEGS back because the SLAB HOUSE doesn't 'rock' when you walk
... if you have ever looked for a Green L.E.D. light on your home fridge.
... if you get upset because there are no 'fridge chock bars' at the home fridge.
... if your Home lawn furniture is shabby, but the stuff in the RV basement is brand stinkin' new.
... if you mentioned adding a "slideout" room to your den at home.
