You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .
As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these! You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . . . . . the Camping...
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...you spend more time cleaning your coach than you do your house.
...your friends and family make fun of your driving because you drive your car like you drive a motorhome, wide corners, stopping long before the light or stop sign, parking at the far end of the shopping mall out of habit.
...you have more non-perishables in your coach than you do your house.
...whenever your looking for anything it's in the coach.
...your biggest concern when buying a house is will the coach fit.
...you "can't afford to get the paper delivered" but you get every issue or motorhome, trailer life and family motorcoach without fail every single month, not to mention the weekly deliveries from RVbookstore.com.
...no one even knows what you car looks like because everytime they see you your in your coach.
...you spend most of your time at home in one room of your 10 room house because you aren't used to more space that what your coach has.
...you take 3mins showers even though you have a 50 gallon water heater in your house.
...you actually shut off the water when shaving, brushing your teeth and doing dishes for fear of running out of water. Your
in your house.
...you get hives, get the shakes, break out in sweats when you see another RV on the road and yours has been parked idle in the driveway for no more than three days.
...you have a hard time shopping for just one home.
...you whip out your wallet full of pictures of your coach while others are showing pictures of thier children.
...you can't find anything in your house but you could find a needle in a hay stack in your coach in seconds.
...you have no idea how the tv works in your house, but asked about how the frig works in your coach your suddenly einstein.
...you have a hard time walking on a solid foundation.
...and at the end of the day, you just can't sleep well in that master suite in your house because the walls and ceiling aren't close enough to touch.
...those long hot summer nights just aren't the same in the house because your Air Conditioning isn't blaring down on you from less than five feet above your face.
...you have no idea what to do with all that counter space in your home kitchen.
...your friends and family make fun of your driving because you drive your car like you drive a motorhome, wide corners, stopping long before the light or stop sign, parking at the far end of the shopping mall out of habit.
...you have more non-perishables in your coach than you do your house.
...whenever your looking for anything it's in the coach.
...your biggest concern when buying a house is will the coach fit.
...you "can't afford to get the paper delivered" but you get every issue or motorhome, trailer life and family motorcoach without fail every single month, not to mention the weekly deliveries from RVbookstore.com.
...no one even knows what you car looks like because everytime they see you your in your coach.
...you spend most of your time at home in one room of your 10 room house because you aren't used to more space that what your coach has.
...you take 3mins showers even though you have a 50 gallon water heater in your house.
...you actually shut off the water when shaving, brushing your teeth and doing dishes for fear of running out of water. Your
in your house.
...you get hives, get the shakes, break out in sweats when you see another RV on the road and yours has been parked idle in the driveway for no more than three days.
...you have a hard time shopping for just one home.
...you whip out your wallet full of pictures of your coach while others are showing pictures of thier children.
...you can't find anything in your house but you could find a needle in a hay stack in your coach in seconds.
...you have no idea how the tv works in your house, but asked about how the frig works in your coach your suddenly einstein.
...you have a hard time walking on a solid foundation.
...and at the end of the day, you just can't sleep well in that master suite in your house because the walls and ceiling aren't close enough to touch.
...those long hot summer nights just aren't the same in the house because your Air Conditioning isn't blaring down on you from less than five feet above your face.
...you have no idea what to do with all that counter space in your home kitchen.
