You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .
As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these! You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . . . . . the Camping...
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Al/Reeni wrote:
The Fireball -
OK, now that's some funny stuff right there, and the one about "having a beer for breakfast" took me back to my younger days. I don't think I could've been considered an RVer back then, unless the back seat of a Chevy Vega counts as an RV.
Anyway, back in the day, one could qualify with some of these:
. . . After running out of firewood, you burn the wooden picnic table from another campsite.
. . . You've ever iced down a canoe of beer.
. . . You are familiar with this formula: 1 case / person / day.
. . . After melting one tennis shoe in the campfire, you've fashioned a boot out of duct tape and a 12-pack box.
. . . You address the retiree in the next campsite as "Dude" all weekend.
. . . When the weekend ends, your camp chair again becomes a part of your living room furniture.
. . . You own 4 coolers and 1 suitcase.
OMG...brings back memories.....lol
