if your favourite songs are "Are we there Yet" and "Shut-up and Drive"
if your favourite Television show is the weather watch.
if you refer to your dogs as the kids, take them to the salon to make sure they are groomed, and buy them new "clothes" and Barbie, Tinker Bell and Spiderman suitcases before your trip.
If it's -17 on the way home from Florida to Toronto and you want to stay in the RV but your dogs are shivering, so you book into a Comfort Inn and even though it's cheaper per night than the RV Resorts you've been staying at, you are NOT happy!!!!