You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .
As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these! You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . . . . . the Camping...
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if you refer to your RV with "she" and "her" instead of "the" and "it".
if you start to compare the steps needed to get to the bathroom in the rv with the house so you can rant about what a nuisance it is.
if when your friends come over to your home they know to check the rv if you don't answer the doorbell.
if you ever planned a "seduction" to get your best friends to take up rving with you. You ply them with fine wine, gourmet foods and then talk them into an rv shopping date.
if your dog has it's own drawer in your rig.
if you gave up rubber gloves when dumping the black water because when you took them off last time it snapped and "something" hit your face.
if you and your spouse have your own sign language for use during hooking up and packing up so you don't have to shout in the cg (learned this while anchoring the sailboat too).
if your normal speaking voice can be heard over a V-8 diesel.
if you know how to make creme brulee in a dutch oven.
if you spent more time picking out your zero-gravity lounger than you did your dining room set in the house.
Okay-I'll stop. Thanks for such a great thread. It makes a newbie like me feel right at home!!!
if you start to compare the steps needed to get to the bathroom in the rv with the house so you can rant about what a nuisance it is.
if when your friends come over to your home they know to check the rv if you don't answer the doorbell.
if you ever planned a "seduction" to get your best friends to take up rving with you. You ply them with fine wine, gourmet foods and then talk them into an rv shopping date.
if your dog has it's own drawer in your rig.
if you gave up rubber gloves when dumping the black water because when you took them off last time it snapped and "something" hit your face.
if you and your spouse have your own sign language for use during hooking up and packing up so you don't have to shout in the cg (learned this while anchoring the sailboat too).
if your normal speaking voice can be heard over a V-8 diesel.
if you know how to make creme brulee in a dutch oven.
if you spent more time picking out your zero-gravity lounger than you did your dining room set in the house.
Okay-I'll stop. Thanks for such a great thread. It makes a newbie like me feel right at home!!!
