I'm new here and have to say, this thread is hilarious. Many of the things listed apply to me.
Here's a few
If you get a major hailstorm and the first thing you check is if your TT got damaged.
If you can make 30 gal of fresh water last over a week.
If you have ever heard "slow down honey, the campsite will be there"
If you don't care what you look like after 3 days without a shower and no one else does either.
If a hot dog roasted over a fire is better than any meal you have had in a 4 star restaurant.
If you have five options for coffee, a auto drip, a manual drip. a percolator. a campfire espresso maker and of course instant as a last resort.
If you get in to the lane you need to turn in a mile ahead just because you fit now.
If your dogs know the difference between the TT and THEIR tent.
if you have ever cooked on your camp stove in the back yard trying to perfect the recipe you plan on using your next trip/
Lastly, if you have ever taken your rig up a dirt logging road so steep that your coffee spills just because you know there is a spot available with views that will knock you socks off. Two days later, you will drive back down said road and think nothing of it.