You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .
As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!
You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .
. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.
. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"
. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.
. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.
. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.
. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.
OK, folks, let's hear some more!
You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .
. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.
. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"
. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.
. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.
. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.
. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.
OK, folks, let's hear some more!
