You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .
As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these! You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . . . . . the Camping...
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...if indoor temperatures of 60F in the day and 50F at night is considered pleasantly warm.
...if house people are in a panic going to the store for survival rations for the upcoming snow storm and you don't think a thing about the weather.
...if you always reach for the pump switch before turning the water faucet on.
...if you can't figure out how to flush a house toilet then once you figure it out, you consider the hand lever thing very unsanitary.
...if you think any living accommodation with more than 200 sq ft would be insanely big and you can't figure out why anyone would want that much room in the first place.
...if you know what phase the moon is in at anytime of the month.
...if you can't sleep at night unless the house rocks a little in the wind.
...if house people are in a panic going to the store for survival rations for the upcoming snow storm and you don't think a thing about the weather.
...if you always reach for the pump switch before turning the water faucet on.
...if you can't figure out how to flush a house toilet then once you figure it out, you consider the hand lever thing very unsanitary.
...if you think any living accommodation with more than 200 sq ft would be insanely big and you can't figure out why anyone would want that much room in the first place.
...if you know what phase the moon is in at anytime of the month.
...if you can't sleep at night unless the house rocks a little in the wind.
