You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .
As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these! You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . . . . . the Camping...
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if...You bought your stick house because it came with an 12 ft. wide RV gate, in an RV friendly HOA. (Yes, we found one.) Then proceeded to add 57 feet of concrete so the 5er and TV would have a nice place to sit. Then added additional electrical wiring so 5er can have it’s own circuit.
if...Trailer Life arrives and you fight over who gets to read it first.
if...You stop for fuel and the DW goes to the 5er to use the rest room instead of the station facilities.
if...DW asks for a new modified tailgate for the TV for her birthday gift instead of diamonds.
If…the DH says he’s to tired to wash your work car, then goes out back and washes the TV and 5er top to bottom. Getting ready for the weekend is not work.
And, if…You gotta take the 5er 20 minutes to the track for 4 days of fun and "Boogity, Boogity, Boogity" “I’m not speeding…I’m qualifying” bumper sticker, and for the roof: 5 ft Pink blow up flamingo, neon party sign, are all must have equipment…Yeah you’re definitely a HAPPY Redneck NASCAR RVer. PIR here we come. Oh, sorry, I got carried away. See you there!
If…You read this whole chain of comments and still have more ideas you are...In very good company.
if...Trailer Life arrives and you fight over who gets to read it first.
if...You stop for fuel and the DW goes to the 5er to use the rest room instead of the station facilities.
if...DW asks for a new modified tailgate for the TV for her birthday gift instead of diamonds.
If…the DH says he’s to tired to wash your work car, then goes out back and washes the TV and 5er top to bottom. Getting ready for the weekend is not work.
And, if…You gotta take the 5er 20 minutes to the track for 4 days of fun and "Boogity, Boogity, Boogity" “I’m not speeding…I’m qualifying” bumper sticker, and for the roof: 5 ft Pink blow up flamingo, neon party sign, are all must have equipment…Yeah you’re definitely a HAPPY Redneck NASCAR RVer. PIR here we come. Oh, sorry, I got carried away. See you there!
If…You read this whole chain of comments and still have more ideas you are...In very good company.
