I collect kitchen signs. All kinds.
Roadkill cafe. Kiss the cook.
Don't complain about the food unless you want to clean the kitchen.
My new one.
If at first you don't succeed MAKE BACON SANDWICHES!
"The only time you should fear cast iron is if your wife is fixin' to hit you with it."-Kent Rollins
First law of science: don't spit into the wind.
Magnus
