CAPTAIN’S LOG - DAY 7
North Star Date: 12/3/2012
Location or Route: Edmonton, AB.
Travel Miles: 0 (1831 - Cumulative)
Weather Conditions: Irrelevant - We didn’t travel.
Road Conditions: Not important - we stayed off them.
Animals Observed: Just West Edmonton Mall shoppers.
Six days did Dave and Ruth travel along the Alaska Highway, and on the seventh day they rested.
In the beginning, along the fair and frozen banks of the river of Ta-Na-Na, we looked upon the chaos of our apartment and of our remaining household goods, and whilst withstanding the trials of the last load-out, and the tribulations of the camper furnace not lighting, and of the truck batteries not powering in the depths of the excessively cold night and throughout the first morning, and we tried to make order out of the trip we were about to take, and lo, it was without form.
But eventually we got underway, and after a few hours of driving in the daylight the sun set and it was dark, and it was the end of the first morning and it was the beginning of the first evening, but there was a full moon and we witnesseth the separation of the day and of the night, and got through customs okay, except of course that they exact a high price for our 2nd Amendment rights.
And we made our camp at the Talbot Arm on Destruction Bay of Kluane Lake - in the wilderness territory of Yukon - and we had outrun the frigid temperatures, and we watched the changing lights of the sky and we recognized the warmer temperatures of the chosen campsite, and we decided these were good, and we called it the first day.
And on the next day we got up in the middle of the night, to try and bring warmth to our little camper and to restore life to our frozen bodies, which had been overrun by the Minus 33 Degree Monster - yea even unto the 33rd Degree Mason - the beast spoken of by the weather forecaster David, yea that creepeth over all the land from the north.
And we eateth at the cafe and brought sustenance to our bodies and we cleanseth the teeth, and when we got underway we saw the clear skies turn to broken and to overcast, and we saw the sunlight shining on the firmament of the mountains and it was beautiful, and the clouds reduced the beauty of the sun but little, and the awesome scenery was no less amazing.
And we rolled into Whitehorse and found an Inn to accommodate our freezing bodies, yea even the “Gold Rush Inn” - known throughout the wilderness of Yukon as an historic place - and we took a warm bath, and we took a warm bed, and we shared in hot food, and we saw that these were good and we called it our second day.
And in the morning we awoke, and we found that the truck had given up the ghost, yea even the Dodge Ram 2500 with the Cummins Turbo-Diesel, and we were sore afraid. And lo, we were able to bring life back to the troubled conveyance, and we breathed fresh life into its worthy soul from the depths of the little yellow Jeep, yea even the little yellow angel - which remains as a constant companion - yea even a Guardian Angel of the spirit of Ruth.
And so we drove in frigid temperatures, and we discovered new ways to eat frozen foods, frozen foods of every kind, each after its own kind and after its own seed, and we took in nourishment of all frozen kinds until we came to the lake of Watson, and we knew that we must find a place that would consent to let us plug in, so as to keep the worthy truck alive throughout the banishment of the cold and lonesome night.
And we did so and we were plugged in, and all set up in the comfort of yet another hotel room, yea even at the house of Andrea, and we contemplated our condition and we saw that it was good, and the morning and the evening were our third day.
And on the morn we witnesseth the signs and the signposts of the Signpost Forrest - in the south of the wilderness of Yukon, and on the shores of the lake of Watson - and we came upon the mountains and the high lands which separate the wilderness of Yukon in the west, and in the north, from the plains of the great continent, and we crossed the great northern Rockies of the Ca-Na-Da.
And we saw the Elk, and we saw the Fox, and we saw the elusive Sasquatch and many Bison, each of their kind and also many Caribou, each of their own kind, and of their own seed.
And at the top of the mountain we were sorely tested by the awful winds of the evil place, yea even the hot waters of the devil’s abode - known from before the beginning of time as “Liard” - and tho’ we were sorely tempted, we abstained from the lustful pleasures of the body in the hot springs, and we stayed on the righteous path and continued our journey, and we traveled for hours in the darkness, and in the final hour we were rewarded by the lights of the city in the civilized region of Columbia, yea even of British Columbia - in the Fort of Nelson - and we saw the Christmas lighting of the joyful people of Nelson, and we fueled the mighty beast and we fueled the little yellow angel, and we saw that it was good and the morning and the evening were our fourth day.
And after a comfortable stop at the Fort of Nelson, and in a grandiose accommodation, yea even an accommodation of the ancient Ra-Ma-Da, yea even an accommodation fit for a king with even a king-sized bed, but with unleavened cabinets and a kitchenette, and after hearing a voice in the backroom of the continental breakfast, rising in anger and in long-suffering righteous wrath against a woman of non-perfection, we journeyed again along a road less traveled.
We made our way up hills and down dells, and up excruciatingly difficult grades of poor traction and soiled clothing, and we finally made it to the top and saw that it was good. And so we came to another Inn, yea even an Inn of Comfort - known in the Creek of Dawson as the Comfort Inn - and it had been a hilarious morning, and it had been a terrifying evening, and we called it the fifth day.
And as we departed the Creek of Dawson - in the morning of the sixth day - we marveled in wonder at the works of mankind and at the fruits of his labors, and we saw the road that man had built, and we marveled at the service of man amongst his kind, and of each type of service, each in kind and in its own way, and we recognized how each kind of service increases upon the next.
And we reflected on how we had opened the stores of food, and had removed the frozen rib, and how Ruth had convinced Dave to eat a frozen apple, and we decided it was good.
And we had seen that we were naked, and we could see that we were in danger of frostbite, and so we had clothed ourselves with down, and with microfibers, and with fleeces of every kind.
And therefore we had the strength, and we had the temperateness, to move on down the highway at an ever greater pace, almost as it were on the wings of angels, yea even of a little yellow angel in the spirit of Ruth. And we came ever closer, with each passing mile, to our home and rightful place, and we looked upon our progress, and we felt it in our depths, and we saw that it was good.
And thus our journey over the Alaska Highway, and even unto the town of Edmond was ended, and we were fatigued, and we were in need of rest, and of solace, and of rejuvenation, and for buying additional stores of unblemished foods.
And so we replenished our supplies, and we brought forth fresh produce, yea even fruits and vegetables of every kind and fresh meat, and we partook and replenished our souls and we nourished our bodies.
And we basked in the warmth of the little camper furnace, and in the light of the twelve-volt battery, yea even of the 120 volts of AC current, from the post which riseth up from the earth. And we retired to our bed, yea even the bed that had suffered at the hands of the -33 Degree Monster, and we saw that it was good, and we called it our sixth day.
So we took our rest, and we made a day off from the road, and we paid the price for two nights at the RV park, yea even the park of glowing embers, known in all the land as the “Glowing Embers RV Park”, on the west side of the great city, yea even of the town of Edmond, and we parked the huge beast for all of one day, whilst we took the little yellow angel to the east - to locate the Mall of Greatness on the west of the town of Edmond - and we came unto the Great Mall, and it was the seventh day and we shopped!
The West Edmonton Mall is North America’s largest indoor mall. It includes a huge Amusement Park, Ice Rink, Casino, Hotels, multiple Food Courts and a Restaurant Row, Water Wave Park, Movie Theatres and an IMAX Theatre, two Miniature Golf Courses, a Submarine Ride, a Sea Lion Show, and much more. This is not a joke.
We spent eight hours there, most of it just walking. It felt so good to move after six days of travel and after a few weeks of curtailed exercise in Fairbanks when it got too cold to go outside and continue our walking routine. We also took in a movie and had dinner before heading back to camp. The West Edmonton Mall makes for a nice rest stop.
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