Can you cook a turkey with a battery charger?

[westend]

Not really...:B
The Polish Princess is torturing me with cooking smells. 😉

She is cooking most of the dinner here and then we are transporting all of it to the Daughters for a late Holiday sheebang.

I have retreated to the garage to save my sanity. :W

A Happy Thanksgiving to all!!!:B :B

[Horsedoc]

A taser will do a good job, but only in small areas. 😉

[westend]

Fortunately, the turkey was done in an appropriate time and I am now discharging the remains in the form of turkey sandwiches.

Thanks to all that have ideas about how to get 'er done.

[MEXICOWANDERER]

Well that drumstick was better than nothing I guess. An hour in an Oster convection oven at 350F. Ms Generic stuffing. Mashed potatoes, gravy and a cranberry juice drink 'cause cranberry sauce is like finding bacon in Tehran.

Black Friday here means hub deep in mud internet connection speed.

But at least it's 80F.

Pulse desulfate that bird and watch the fun.

[wa8yxm]

Can you cook a Turkey with a battery charger..... YES here is how.

Charger (Progressive Dynamics Intella-power 9180 with wizard) charges batteries
Batteries run Prosine 2.0 Inverter (2000 watt)

Prosine runs turkey roaster

Dinner is served.

[Naio]

You know who would be good at cooking a turkey with a battery charger, and may be not busy today? Mex. I bet he could even make it come out smoke-flavored but not burnt.

[romore]

Not t-day here but had a wonderful plate of pork chops and squash washed down with a glass of Appleton's finest. Not bad at all.

[Naio]

You can, but it has to be a Megawatt. You need to set the voltage at exactly 13.667 volts.

[nineoaks2004]

Easy way for us (just two) is go to either Ryans or Golden Corral.
We went to GC today and ate a belly full for 31.00 and we had no mess at home to clean up, and do not have to eat leftovers for two weeks. Seems a lot of people feel the same way as the restaurant was packed with a line waiting outside to get in. On the way home Ryans was the same way..

[westend]

rexlion wrote:
Just attach 1 lead to the left wing and the other lead to the right leg, and turn on the juice... but be prepared for lengthy cook time. 😉

Are you sure that is correctly balanced? :B
They put some food in me, now, so all is good. No turkeys were treated badly in the process and a battery charger was not needed.

Hope you all are having a good Holiday!

[rexlion]

Just attach 1 lead to the left wing and the other lead to the right leg, and turn on the juice... but be prepared for lengthy cook time. 😉

[Peg_Leg]

No but you can cook corn on the cob in a cooler.

WyoTraveler, now that I know your job, I won't have to use my empty glass as an antenna insulator. KA9ATV

[MEXICOWANDERER]

Believe me, don't stand anywhere near the turkey when you put the clamps on. They tend to get excited.

[gbopp]

I thought you were were going to teach us a cool trick. 😞

Enjoy your Turkey Day!

[WyoTraveler]

On Thanksgiving everyone is stressed out but me. My assigned job is to keep pouring champagne. :B

HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL.