Thanks, all. It sounds like I have a parasitic draw- I just chased one of these down in another of my vehicles last month so I'm well versed! I'll start there. After I take these puny panels back to Harbor Freight... I'm now looking at a couple good 10W panels rated highly on Amazon that I can replace them with on my dash with a charge controller each. Of note, the batteries are actually already running in parallel. I'm assuming with a charge controller on each, it won't be an issue interfering with that.
The goal is to be able to walk out after 3 months (or something) and have the trunk crank right up.
Separately, I'm about to setup 200W of solar on top of the camper with a 30A controller and a separate battery bank (see earlier thread today regarding my Lance for install spaces). I'm hoping to use a battery isolator to tie these two together better than the camper's 7-way plug that currently connects it to the truck with a single marine battery and just drains the snot out of my truck batteries. Solving problems by complicating them!
'The TerraShuttle'1993 Chevrolet Silverado K3500 6.5L mechanically-injected turbo-diesel 4x4 quad-cab SRW long-bed, Olympic White, 278k miles, 2001 Lance 815 self-contained TC rig
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