You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[fireman93514]

Danpen
If your idea of fun is ditting back and watching folks pull in set up or tear down their sites.

You have to admit this can be entertaining.

[4tumbleweeds]

You are in someone else's yard and check for RV parking in the yard.

[DanPen64078]

atwoodclan wrote:
You might be a Class A RVer if you get excited about anything close to 10 MPG...

Guilty -- also applies with a 5vr

[DanPen64078]

If that bulge in your back pocket is a load of empty zip locks just in case your pup makes a pit stop.

If you walk back to your trailer with a full zip lock and are grateful that it is air tight 🙂

If you tell your puppies, let's go back home and they start looking around to find "their" trailer

If at the beginning of the season you are grateful there are no leaks

If after the 1st trip of the season you're grateful the "pink stuff" is not creating bubbles each time you run water into the sink or shower

If you ever wanted to turn off the "exterior" water supply so you could get better water pressure while taking a shower

If your idea of fun is sitting back and watch folks pull in, set up, or tear down their sights

[atwoodclan]

You might be a Class A RVer if you think 0 - 60 in 30 seconds is "smokin it"

[atwoodclan]

You might be a Class A RVer if you get excited about anything close to 10 MPG...

[portscanner]

fireman93514 wrote:
You tell your DW you will buy her a new MH for her anniversary, and she not only agrees, she already had one picked out. (guilty).

We still have a week to do that, if I can get the current one sold!

[Jordan_and_Bev]

Returning from a winter in the south, you wonder why you have a home! Jordan

[fireman93514]

You tell your DW you will buy her a new MH for her anniversary, and she not only agrees, she already had one picked out. (guilty).

[oh_boy]

I love the one about saving bags of bags for walking the dog. I'm still finding them in jeans pockets or a jacket that hasn't been used in a while.

[snowshoe]

If you get up early on a Saturday without complaining so you can hear the birds sing and enjoy your coffee.

[Sister_Shotgun]

..If instead of counting certain colored cars your children count how many RV's there are going in either direction of the highway :B

[lrom]

--If you can't sleep before leaving on a trip and end up hitting the road at 3 a.m. because, after all, it is "tomorrow" now...

--If you spend every weekend at the storage site, even if you have to make up a reason to go. (I need a nap, it's too noisy at home...!)

--If Camping World and the park nearby are you idea of a day trip

--If you always take the mh to go to the park for the day. (After all, my chairs and my grill are in the mh!)

[Gypsywannabe]

THIS WAS GREAT!!!!! I have never had so much fun reading at this website!

[TomW2]

DanPen64078 wrote:
...now just how do you get them strings through those golf balls?

Get "solid core" golf balls or freeze the liquid core and/or the rubber band ones. A drill press helps.