... if you bought a Tripod to reduce "rocking" so the kids don't giggle the next morning.
... if your idea of "intelligent conversation" is discussing weight distribution
... if your idea of a "well manicured lawn" is a clean patio mat.
... if your idea of "hi tech" includes wireless indoor/outdoor thermometers.
... if your Mazda Tribute has a license plate in the rear window that reads: PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME... I HAVE THIS LARGE MOTORHOME TO PUSH.
... if your idea of a gourmet meal involves SKEWERS or REYNOLDS WRAP.
... if your idea of dressing up for dinner means no CROCS and a BUTTONED SHIRT.
... if your idea of "out for drinks" means under the awning with a cold beer.
... if your idea of a fun "water vacation" means the CG has a pool.
... if your idea of High Speed involves going DOWN HILL.
... if you would rather spend $631.00 round trip on FUEL, and Southwest Airlines could have gotten you there and back for $299.00
... if your definition of Ample Parking involves a Truck Stop or a WM parking lot.
... if your SAFE is mounted under the bed to the floor.
... if your new neighbor is NEW every other day. (FAVORITE)
... if all your plumbing problems can be solved with the pull of a lever.
... if you have a SKYLIGHT in your shower.
... if you cannot sleep without the HUM of a generator.
... if looking out your front door is not obscured by opaque glass.
... if you are AFRAID of the LEFT LANE.
... if you keep your TOW MIRRORS on year round.
... if you have more than ONE Hawaiin shirt.
... if you have more than ONE pair of CROCS. (even more scary, is if you have a color-coordinating pair for all your shirts.
... if your kids' only map of america has states in different colors for states that you have camped in.
... you have named your GPS 'cuz you like his/her voice.
... you have ever VOLUNTARILY entered a weigh station on the highway.
... if when someone asks you where "home" is, and you reply "HERE... today"
... if your children call you up to advise that the trees above the driveway are trimmed up to seventeen feet.
... if the last meal cooked on your HOME stove was the last meal cooked on your HOME stove... for ever.
GOSH THIS IS FUN...
Steve Z and sometimes... Debbie, Jon, Chris, Aleyna
2015 Open Range 2015 ROAMER RF337RLS Fifth Wheel
2015 Ford F250 Super Duty Lariat 4-Door Diesel
Triumph 170CC Center Console Bay Boat in tow
