You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[portscanner]

RVUSA wrote:
... You mention on an forum that you have a leaf blower and 40 posts appear condemning you and your children and their children.

...or 199 posts (and counting) while trying to figure out if another camper has a car, truck and/or motorhome and when and who is driving each one.
see here

[RVUSA]

... You mention on an forum that you have a leaf blower and 40 posts appear condemning you and your children and their children.

[justALnow]

. . . you've discovered that leveling blocks make great cutting boards



- and vice versa.

[justALnow]

Now when someone mentions LSD, you think Low Sulphur Diesel.

[Here_n_There1]

You might be an RV'r if you notice the floor isn't shaking when your friends walks into their kichen in there house.

[jenc]

.... if the TV and stereo system in your TT is better than the one's at home

[tinybluetj]

if
you keep a journal- and the ONLY thing you have written in it are the names and site numbers you want next time you vist.

[blackhorse04]

...if you know how much liquid waste you produce in a week by gallon.

...if you can't understand why all toilets don't have a sprayer to tackle that "streaking" problem...

...if you have to tell a dinner guest to look in their chair for the "good plates"

...if making right hand turns in your car forces you to lean forward and stare at your right hand mirror

...if you give a friend a good night hug before you walk 15 feet to their driveway for a night's sleep

...if a "resort vacation" includes 50A service w/ Full Hookups, Pull Thrus and a Picnic Table

...if you've left a bad review for a CAMPGROUND because the wi-fi reception was spotty at your site

...if "going out for breakfast" means opening your door and walking to the Walmart McDonald's

...if you've ever stared at a glass on your counter top for five minutes wondering if your home is level

...if you've ever passed 5 gas stations and driven 20 miles out of your way to get to the Flying J...

[2-MTnesters]

....if you step out of your house in the morning after sleeping through a T-storm and dump the water off the porch roof.

....if your lawn constantly changes but your lawn ornaments don't.

[IKEblows]

Al/Reeni wrote:
. . . you've ever wondered if you could set off the propane detector with a fart.

. . . you've tried it.

. . . your grandkids now think it's great entertainment.

Yes, you can, at least when it is a combo propane/methane detector

[justALnow]

. . . your wife wants to replace the kitchen faucet in your house with "a nice one, like we have in the camper".

[justALnow]

. . . you've ever wondered if you could set off the propane detector with a fart.

. . . you've tried it.

. . . your grandkids now think it's great entertainment.

[the_kabrys]

if your favourite songs are "Are we there Yet" and "Shut-up and Drive"

if your favourite Television show is the weather watch.

if you refer to your dogs as the kids, take them to the salon to make sure they are groomed, and buy them new "clothes" and Barbie, Tinker Bell and Spiderman suitcases before your trip.

If it's -17 on the way home from Florida to Toronto and you want to stay in the RV but your dogs are shivering, so you book into a Comfort Inn and even though it's cheaper per night than the RV Resorts you've been staying at, you are NOT happy!!!!

[nestlet]

if you spend a lot of your time at work looking at craigslists rv section to see what others are selling/buying, even though you are perfectly happy with yours. you want to make sure you got a good deal (even if you did buy it over 2 years ago!).

[7happycampers]

Al/Reeni wrote:
. . . you've ever patched an old sneaker with Dicor.

or Eternabond tape....LOL


Kevin & Crew