If you're not allergic to bee stings, AND are stupid like me.....
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this post is for entertainment purposes only. If you're dumb enough.... well, just make sure somebody films it)
Buy a 4" plastic putty knife and a 1" plastic putty knife
Buy 1 (or 2) cans of compressed air at WallyWorld.
2 six foot long pieces of 1x strapping
roll of duct tape (or if you prefer: duck tape)
eye protection - to protect eyes from the dust created by the can of compressed air when held upside down
preparation: tape each putty knife's handle to the end of a piece of strapping. You now have long-handled putty knives.
Put the extension tube on the nozzle of the can of compressed air and use a small amount of duct/duck tape to secure it and to keep it from flying off.
Clothing: wear long pants, turtle neck (or dickie), and a sweat shirt. Tuck the sweat shirt into your pants and use duct/duck tape around the bottom of the pants. Put on the work gloves. Pull the sleeves of the sweat shirt over each glove and tape each sleeve to the glove. taping around the neck is optional - just don't choke yourself in the process.
When you hold a can of compressed air upside down and squeeze the trigger, out comes super-freezing-cold CO2. That's unbreathable carbon dioxide.
-On a night in the high 40s (about 8C), crank the vent all the way open and let the bees chill.
-From inside the MH, put goggles over eyes and hold the can with the nozzle-end at a downward angle so that it sprays CO2. Then blast the heck out of the hive. Great fun! Use the 2nd can if needed.
HOLD YOUR BREATH during sprayng. CO2 is very dangerous to breathe.
-go up on the roof with your 2 long-handled putty knives. Use the 1" putty knife to release the hive from the vent and use the 4" putty knife as a shovel.
-If bee activity is a non-issue at this point, remove wooden handles from the putty knives and continue with close quarters combat.
WARNING:
You're 10+ feet in the air. If you get stung, suffer it. There is no place to run. There is no place to hide. If you run you will likely fall off of the roof and break multiple bones.This post was inspired by the
Red Green Show.
2005 Cruise America 28R (Four Winds 28R) on a 2004 Ford E450 SD 6.8L V10 4R100
2009 smart fortwo Passion with Roadmaster "Falcon 2" towbar & tail light kit -
pictures