You MIGHT be an RV'r if . . .

[justALnow]

As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!

You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .

. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.

. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"

. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.

. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.

. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.

. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.


OK, folks, let's hear some more!

[G7ARYM]

if.. your RV has 2 AC's, 2 TV's, surround sound and mirrored wardrobe doors while your home of 25 years has 1 TV and none of the others.

if.. your new RV cost as much as your new home did 25 years ago.

[goin2themountai]

if....you know to abbreviate Tow Vehicle, and to spell out television.

[jnesta]

if - you've ever wondered how comfortable it would be to sleep in the restaurant booth where you're eating dinner.

[ridingfamily4]

if - your kids can pack better than most adults (and in much less time!)

if - you have had the "black water bath" - unfortunately, everyone I know has done it at least once!!

[Mrs__Mik]

Fort_Turner wrote:
You might be an RV'er if you both get excited because your kid's room has a door!

And even MORE excited if it's a REAL door and not just a pleated one! LOL

[Fort_Turner]

You might be an RV'er if you both get excited because your kid's room has a door!

[ReneeG]

got another one . . .

. . .Might be an RV'er if your license plate holder says, "Can't do this in a Tent"

[7happycampers]

Mike& Rose wrote:
😮 ......If the Camping World catalogue gets you more excited then the Victoria Secret Catalogue!:E

I don't care who ya are....that's funny right there. ROFL


Kevin & Crew

[jfmoots]

Stevevdw wrote:
....if Momma doesn't care that the kids are sleeping 15 feet away! Sorry, just had to! 😉

LOL! Love it! That's my kinda momma!

[justALnow]

. . . a pair of warm, dry socks has brought tears to your eyes.

[Stevevdw]

....if Momma doesn't care that the kids are sleeping 15 feet away! Sorry, just had to! 😉

[hendersonb]

If...your DW requests for a birthday gift an electric tongue jack instead of diamonds.

[Mike__Rose]

😮 ......If the Camping World catalogue gets you more excited then the Victoria Secret Catalogue!:E

[camprclan]

You MIGHT be a redne- er,uh, I mean RVer if the back of your camper has a "I'm not speedin', I'm qualifying" bumpersticker.

You MIGHT be a redn- aw, shucks!!! I mean a RVer if your spare tire carrier has a giant number "3" decal on it.

YOU might be a RVer if you think Rand McNally is # 1 on the NY Times Best seller list.

You might be a RED-....no-no-no!....a RVer dag-nabit,if ya figure your fuel mileage out to the tenth of a gallon, but ya don't know how much heatin' oil your home furnace burned last winter.

You could possibly be a RVer if you insist on backing into your campsite even though it's a pull through.

[COWolfPack]

red3 wrote:
If... you know how to get those little maps that show all the places you've been onto your RV forum profile... 😞

red3,

Check out this thread:

http://www.rv.net/forum/index.cfm/fuseaction/thread/tid/16809248.cfm

Doh! I just gave myself away on that one. Guess I'm an RV'er.